Monday, 18 January 2010

I came to the conclusion daily blogging was going to exhaust me.

Got my wrists metaphorically slapped by Ellingwoof in music for not blogging. I was giving you all a break from the endless whinging, okay?
I say 'all', it's like what, 4?

I love you 'all' though. Lots.

I'm currently blogging via the itodd, wahey, look at me being all flash.
That being said, I'm making this post relatively short because I can't see a damn thing and it takes forever.

However!!!.....
I must announce that I have finally caught up with my contemporaries and have seen the first 2 episodes of Glee! It's AMAZING!!! I think it's going to become quite a favourite o' mine over the next few weeks....

Save me from French Speaking Mocks and Year 11 in general....

Boring day tbh. Highlights were a highly unproductive music practical (Mes Brown and the heater comments, Ellingwoof?) with lots of Swifting, a Biology free....erm, I mean revision lesson, course... and Ellingwoof's donation of music, again, I love you (but not in that way) :D

Just a small town girl....

Last week of being 15.

Friday, 15 January 2010

Interpretive Physics Dancing

HOHOHO it's actually Friday, but it doesn't feel like a Friday. In fact, none of this week has seemed right. Becky and I were discussing this in form; her theory is that not having a proper PE lesson first thing on Monday just messed our entire week up.

Plus, weekends aren't really that fun anymore. So much worrrrrrrrrrrrrk *moan, grumble, grrrrr etc etc*
FRENCH SPEAKING MOCK. WEDNESDAY. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Really need to go into town I think, I'm in serious need of a new coat and a visit to Specsavers, for it seems that I can see better without my glasses for most of the time.
Slight cause for concern, I believe.
Mes parents obviously think differently, they don't seem too concerned.

Hmmmm, well, kicked off the day with our speaking and listening in English which must've been 98% improvised....
(Before I continue I'd like to comment on my use of 'must've', which is apparently slang according to Mr Dr, who said I couldn't possibly use phrases like that in a formal piece of work.
I did it in English coursework. Whooooops.)

Back to the story of my life (or just of my Friday), Maths, pah; she started wailing on about the floods of practice papers they're preparing to throw down on us just before Easter.
Then Physics, which was hilarious because we were Mr Carter-less, and had a 'revision lesson.' But since Katie, Fiona and I religiously believe we are likely to fail, we did in fact revise, and Katie set up a little game show thing with the grand prize being a trip to Barbados (or just S Block canteen) in order to test us. Fiona (who just so happens to be God) and myself sat ready with our 'oink' and 'quack' buzzers, even if we did forget what noises we had to make.
To cut a long story short, no one actually won, and we just made up our points QI-style.
Then Fiona decided to test us using her 'Interpretive Physics Dancing' skills (hence the blog title; the phrase was just too good to use only once). This involved much running around and arm-waving, impersonating alternating current and acceleration.

Twas the best revision technique I have EVER seen.

And, woop, our second dose of Choir this week, we finally finished Man in the Mirror.
It's gonna feel real good, SHAMONE, CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGE.

RE we got chocolate and talked about money.

Many hours, a singing lesson and a pot noodle later, here I am.

Bring on the weekend. Drag along the revision, if you must.

Thursday, 14 January 2010

Tonight I stared blankly at my page thinking of another witty title.

Yep, my title 'failed'.
Everyone is so pessimistic these days, they just cry out 'ooo epic fail' at random intervals.
Now, I know epic is a great word and all that, but I for one find it highly demoralising to have my lower points in life narrated with a 'FAAAAIIIILLL' comment.

Practically everyone at my bus stop called me a pessimist because I said the school wouldn't close. (Okay, I exaggerate, twas about 5 people underneath the garage)
As a Facebook group I've just seen says, 'If the world ends in 2012, my school will still be open.'

Probably true.

I'm well and truly fed up with this weather (and my keyboard which never types half my words when I'm writing a post - I'm a busy girl, Mr Laptop, sir) - either it snows PROPERLY instead of this pathetic stuff we're getting and gives us a snow day, or it GOES AWAY, because it's stupidly cold and boring now.

MONOTONOUS is the word, I believe.

Haha, Facebook groups, there must be one for pretty much everything...
'I write blogs because I have nothing else to do'
'Revision is the source of all evil'
'I have a strange addiction to eating Pot Noodles in the rain'
'Don't you just hate it when buskers sit on your roof and play their guitars in the middle of the night?'
'Taylor Swift throws rocks at my window, even when it's cold'

The list is endless, my friends.

This blogging thing is a jolly good way to waste/kill time.

Thank Todd for unlimited texting.

Erm, what happened today....nothing of great interest...JFK in History (Ms McHugh manages to be hilarious even with a sore throat, bless her), Chemistry revision (NOOOOOOO), another 'free' English (Mr Ford hath returned but was generous enough to give us MORE planning time) and finally Graphics, where Abbi threw a pencil at me because ol' Mears tried to make out I agreed she was awful. Liar!

I'm being framed for everything at the moment. Ellen's saying I pushed Sarah Who down the music stairs, but don't listen to her Facebook lies, readers, this is nonsense. BLAME THE SNOW.
I'm innocent, and a nice person.

Wednesday, 13 January 2010

I've never been compared to Beyonce before.

HAHA, bless that Ellingwoof, as an 'early birthday present' I think (because she still insists on getting me something EVEN after organising that amazing Christmas present), she gave me a mixtape on her SD card. Woahhhh, I larrrrrfed a lot.

That was once I'd actually got it loaded though; I spent 10 minutes trying to jam it into a card reader before realising I could've stuck it straight into my laptop with no problems anyway.

Yes, so my iTunes has been fed and all is good :D

But WHAT is it with technology?! Yesterday I spent 10 MINUTES of my precious time ranting and shouting at the printer, jumping up and down and everything while I waited to print off a composition.
This resulted in me storming off muttering and having to restart the computer. PAH.

I bet that printer just loved it. Sat there sniggering and all.

Ohhhh if only Waterloo Road was back on. Anyone know when it returns?
What a ridiculous show. I swear it gets blown up EVERY series. I watch it for my Wednesday night comedy dose, anyway.

Wednesdays, hmmmm. Middle of the week.
Sat in school freezing for most of the morning since D block is still heatingless, and Music is not much better either (watch the stairs crazy people, Sarah slipped down them today and had to go to hospital after hurting her arm, they are LETHAL!).
Notice how the teachers convieniently place the heaters in their direction, too?

My mouse is starting to go a bit funny, I think this might be my cue to leave...

See what I said about technology?!?!?

Tuesday, 12 January 2010

Sham-ONEEE

I will never be able to listen to Man in the Mirror in the same way again thanks to lunatic asylum that is the choir. I love those people dearly.

A little faith has been restored in my revision skills, dear readers! By some miracle of nature I managed to get an A in the Biology mock this morning...I pray I haven't jinxed it for the real thing now :P...
Double maths. Eurgh. No more to say THERE....
In RE we finished our chocolate presentations - I haven't got a clue what it had to do with religion, but we had to get into groups and design and present our own choclate box thingys. Yeah, I don't understand it either, but my group won anyway, so it can't be all bad :)
WE GET FREE CHOCOLATE!!!!

Today I managed to slip over in front of everyone on the ice (for the first time this winter, I may add), but luckily it was a really graceful fall, and I managed to spring myself straight back up using my hand. Shame I whacked my knee on the floor first.
I now have a beautiful bruised knee on my left leg to go with the mysterious bruise on my right leg (cause unknown), which is wonderful.

Evenings like this make it all worth while though - warm, cosy, MSN/Facebook time accompanied by my Pot Noodle here (it's the Bombay Bad Boy though and WOAHHHHHH it's spicy!). Don't forget a bit of Taylor Swift and Mika in the background :D

Ta-rah, bloggers :)

Monday, 11 January 2010

I will go crashing through fences in your name...

This blogging lark is actually really therapeutic. I can sit here for hours ranting to my computer, and no one else is forced to endure it :)

I'd like to thank anyone who had an exam this morning, you got us out of PE first thing because you took up all our space, so we just went and watched a film instead.

I got a rather nice surprise today when I was told I was panicking for no reason, since our Biology exam is actually the 25th January rather than the 20th.

Guess I need to learn how to read timetables, then.

I got my first gig as a teacher today, teaching Abbi guitar. I think the 2 chords went rather well, agreed Ellingwoof? ;)...

She's going to hate me for that, but I don't care, because she's got my old iPod and is forever in debt anyway :P

I've managed to drown myself in Biology revision here. We have the mock tomorrow - FIRST LESSON! Ohhh if I fall asleep, it's not my fault, okay??

I'm asking a lot of questions today. Maybe I'm just preparing myself for Philosophy?

WOAH MSN is going a little crazy at me, don't get me wrong, I'm flattered you all want to talk to me, it's just a little unnerving when it keeps buzzing...

My brother has developed an obsession with the Royle Family, it seems (the program that is). I keep hearing that Oasis theme.

Beats Christmas music, though.

Sunday, 10 January 2010

Christmas was over weeks ago. Get that music off, you fool of a brother.

There is only one thing that irritates me more than Emma Watson's so-called 'acting', and that is playing Christmas music after 25th December and before 25th November. (I'm picky, I know.)

It is ILLEGAL in the book of Bethany law (or it would be, if I could be bothered to write one).

OH Todd, he's now crying out for a singalong to his evil henchmen on Skype. WHAAAAAAAT?!?!?!?!

The Met Office make me cry, I hope they're happy. I was foolish enough to get SO hyped up about the possibility of a snow day tomorrow, to be told by my Dad on snow watch that the warnings had been cancelled, and that it now won't snow so badly at all.
LET DOWN. PE first on a Monday is awful, and I was praying for a way out.

Today I woke up at 9 but didn't get up till 12, because I was distracted by Taylor Swift (on my iPod, that is) and the wonderful world of Facebook, and then there were numerous times when I just snoozed off again.

I'm such a lazy so and so.

Once I was up, I just watched films all day then ended up back here. The plan to revise failed, again. I've been realy bad lately. I need a kick up the backside, probably (but I'm not calling for volunteers, before you start lining up. Violent lot.)
I guess it would help if I banned myself from Facebook once in a while?
HAHAHAA, bit early for an April Fool's joke, sorry :P.....

I've come to the conclusion I hate science :D

:O Lark Rise to Candleford is back tonight!!! Aww, it's such a good show, makes
my Sunday nights a little jollier. :)




It better snow.